Boss Baby
By makayabou2001 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By makayabou2001 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
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By zaczoe - 28/03/2015 14:00 - France
Bonjour a tous, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. J'ai lu vos petits messages ça m'a beaucoup touché. En réalité, pour ceux qui ce pose la question je postulais pour hôtesse événementielle a l'agence city one qui fait aussi agent aéroportuaire. ( j'ai pas pu le mette vu le nombre de caractère limité). Ensuite j'étais arrivée, 2 h 30 en avance d'où le fait que je me sois trompée. Du coup, je n'ai pas loupé mon entretien j'ai même été prise ???. Pour ce qui a été de la réaction dans la salle, il y a eu un mouvement de stupeur et je me suis sentie un peu bête. Le recruteur quand lui est resté imperturbable et m'a confirmer être dans la mauvaise salle.
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By ronron - 17/07/2015 18:15 - France - Saint-alban-du-rh
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. Je suis contente de voir que je ne suis pas là seule à avoir un petit prince. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. C'est un chat qui heureusement n'a que cette petite manie. Par contre mon chien a aussi ces petites exigences. Il refusera de manger si qui que ce soit se trouve sur la terrasse ou dans la cuisine qui relie la terrasse. Mais bon on les aime quand même ces petites boules de poils.