By ThymAuRoti - 15/06/2013 19:26 - Espagne - Berriozar
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Ça pique
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Les termes
By Puick - 17/06/2013 15:52 - France - Sonchamp
Merci !
By yann - 18/06/2013 08:15 - France
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LOL
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Le réseau
By fbgirl - 02/07/2013 20:00 - France - Quimper
Tiens !
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Le gros malaise
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Message reçu
By Anonyme - 24/07/2013 10:28 - France - Toulouse
Beau bébé
By gollum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Oullins
By grossevache13 - 28/07/2013 10:08 - France - Strasbourg
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) je me suis crée un compte à la demande de "détails". Donc toute l'histoire c'est : je nageais, et revenant au bord sachant que j'avais pied, je mets donc un pied vers le sol et il s'enfonce à une trentaine de centimètres dans quelque chose de mou comme de la purée avec des trucs qui ressemblaient à des arêtes (vous avez dit des détails...), bref la sensation était tellement dégueulasse que j'ai pas cherché à comprendre ce que c'était, je suis sortie de l'eau en hurlant. Ma mère a prévenu le maître nageur qu'il y avait des déchets dans l'eau, du moins c'est ce qu'on pensait, et là le maître nageur est venu avec un genre de perche a tenté de soulever les déchets sans succès, après inspection avec un autre maître nageur il nous a annoncé qu'il y avait un cadavre, sur le coup je me suis dit c'est un humain haha (l'influence de la télévision et des séries policières), puis il m'a dit que c'était probablement des animaux vu la taille (on voyait pratiquement rien l'eau était pas claire à cette profondeur et le maître nageur avait pas envie de plonger ce que je comprenais) j'étais horrifiée, et il a appelé une société qui a sortit 2 vaches de l'eau, un éleveur avait apparemment jeté ses animaux morts dedans il y a 3 semaines parce que ça coûtait moins cher que l'incinération (certains d'entre vous l'ont deviné). Et non je ne me baignerais plus dans ce lac. Apparemment l'éleveur fait ça depuis pas mal de temps et régulièrement, comme il les jette dans des endroits plutôt reculés du lac là où très peu de gens se baignent, généralement personne ne s'en rend compte. Bref sur ce bon appétit !!
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By Gnuti - 29/07/2013 09:41 - Australie - Bentleigh
By pourquoimoi - 19/08/2013 21:10 - France - Ille
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)