Paranoid, de Black Sabbath
By WTF - 13/04/2013 08:45 - Belgique - Ath
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By WTF - 13/04/2013 08:45 - Belgique - Ath
By social relations - 15/04/2013 01:35 - France - Choisy-le-roi
By marina - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Auriol
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By Anonyme - 24/04/2013 07:46 - France - Paris
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By kurugal - 21/05/2013 13:12 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous ! Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire, en particulier le club de la blague pourrie. Certaines de ces blagues méritent la palme. J'y serais bien allé de ma prose, mais je ne me sens pas aussi talentueux. Alors, pour vous donner quelques explications, il s'agit d'une société de vente par correspondance, plutôt bien réputée en Europe. Suite à une publicité donnée à la Foire de Paris, j'ai décidé d'y créer un compte. Vous connaissez la suite. Quant à l'enveloppe de la lettre, il y a la civilité "Mr" suivi de mon nom, mais absence complète du prénom. Je suis en train de réfléchir à la rédaction d'une réponse humoristique et ironique, si vous aviez quelques idées, je suis preneur. Encore merci pour votre soutien dans la parution de ma VDM, je ne suis pas près d'oublier ce gag et cette parution. Bonne journée, Kurugal
By Anonyme - 23/05/2013 21:18 - France - Toulouse
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By kmila - 29/05/2013 12:03 - Suisse - Geneva
By jetaime76 - 30/05/2013 15:24 - France - Maromme
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !
By Anonyme - 03/06/2013 12:54 - Belgique - Louvain
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By Paul - 12/06/2013 14:36 - Belgique - Brussels
Je ne suis pas en manque pourtant lol mais j'avoue que j'étais mal à l'aise. J'ai payé par chèque parce que elle n'a pas de TPE. Et c'est ce prix-là parce que j'ai fait une coupe avec extention et un lissage.