Stagiaire fatigué
By mookie - 01/06/2012 13:48
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By mookie - 01/06/2012 13:48
By rom - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Monteux
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
By Cachaça - 18/06/2012 13:19 - France - La Ciotat
By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
By MrClown - 20/06/2012 22:31 - France - Royat
By douche - 22/06/2012 09:51 - France - Bagnolet
By KidCassidy - 23/06/2012 11:22 - France - Cr
Purée ! Vos commentaire m'ont trop fait rire ! Je vais pouvoir montrer ça à mon père :)
By jujulovepatate - 23/06/2012 15:31 - France - Pibrac
By maeva - 26/06/2012 22:11 - France - Saint-v
By gaibapbduab - 10/07/2012 07:59 - France - Cornas
By Zuzu - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Kanye - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By eulalouche - 02/08/2012 11:42 - France - Coudekerque-branche
By Kinoraa - 04/08/2012 08:03 - France - Sens
By Guitarisque - 04/08/2012 22:24 - France - Ervauville
By Geex - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Pénélope - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Verneuil-sur-seine
By Isis974 - 12/11/2012 07:48 - Réunion - Saint-denis
By sociolol - 17/11/2012 22:08 - France - Paris
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.