Rapprochement
By BasicTrahison - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
By BasicTrahison - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Metz
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By draft - 31/08/2008 21:32
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, en fait, nous vivons déjà ensemble dans son appartement (qu'il partageait avec son ex). Lorsque cette relation a débuté j'ai émis des doutes et lui ai dit " je pense que tu es marié" , il m'a assuré que " je n'ai pas de femme" et " je suis séparé de mon ex depuis décembre". Effectivement il n'a plus de femme étant divorcé à l'heure actuelle. Ce qui explique le statut "marié" sur l'avis d'imposition 2015. En ce qui concerne l'enfant, c'était celui de son ex femme. Sinon la raison avancée pour justifier ce petit oubli est " ce n'était pas important pour toi de savoir que j'ai été marié, puis tu sais le mariage à la mairie, c'est juste une histoire de papier". Ah d'accord ! Alors mensonge, oubli ou juste des mots mal choisis ? Je ne sais que dire.