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Va chercher
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By Mononucleose - 11/08/2011 09:50 - Royaume-Uni
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Et oui, ces reflexes qui nous trahissent... ^^ Déjà il faut savoir que c'est a l’étranger et que je suis la petite jeunette de la boite. Mon boss est un petit papi qui se sent très responsable de moi. Il m'a déjà interdit de venir au boulot tant que je n’étais pas enregistrée chez un médecin, de peur qu'il m'arrive un truc (il a fait un pacte avec ma mère...-no comment-). Il a beaucoup d'humour (et heureusement !). Sur le coup il a juste fait "Oh...ok !" et m'a serrée dans ses bras. Quand j'ai compris que ça n’était pas le but de la manœuvre je me suis sentie très bête. Toutefois, J'ai tout de même eu le plaisir d'entrevoir ma collègue derrière, toute rouge, faisant tout son possible pour ne pas exploser de rire. Ça aura au moins eu le mérite de mettre des sourires sur les têtes des collègues ce jour la :). ps: non je n'ai pas eu d'augmentation (flute!), et j'ai toujours mon emploi.
By AdeLioness - 21/08/2011 06:04
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Le film, c'était super 8. Pas que ça soit tellement terrifiant pourtant... Et je confirme : Le coca n'est d'aucune aide pour stopper le sang.
By Bidule03 - 01/09/2011 00:33 - France
La honte
By Christine - 26/09/2011 17:01 - France
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By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 16:38 - France
Savoir s'amuser tout seul, c'est cool
By Cacapowa - 10/11/2011 04:56 - Japon
By Bibliogeek - 17/11/2011 00:05
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et merci à tous pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez bien fait rire. Mais tout est bien qui finit bien, Poutine est rentré à la maison