By Loveforlife - 25/07/2014 17:50 - France - Rimogne
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Alors en fait je vis avec mes grands-parents toute la semaine ce qui fait que toute la semaine je ne peux pas téléphoner à ma copine car non ce n'est pas "la honte" mais le fait de savoir être écouté qui me gêne. Les murs sont mal insonorisés mais quand mon grand-père entends que je suis au téléphone il baisse le son de sa télé ou de sa radio pour mieux entendre ! Au moment où il a répondu alors que je disais à ma copine qu'il écoutait au porte j'ai été plutôt surpris mais au final je lui ai fait remarquer qu'il avait répondu alors que je ne lui parlais pas ce à quoi il à tout simplement répondu "ah oui oups" :) Donc oui je suis sur écoute mais ça va on peut toujours s'envoyer des messages avec ma copine pas de soucis ça marche aussi !
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By wingardiumlevioooosa - 01/04/2015 21:11 - France - Lyon
Bonjour à tous et à toutes ! Je suis l'auteure de la vie de merde :) Quel honneur ! Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée ! Alors pour les précisions : ma belle-sœur a 16 ans ! Oui, bon, c'est jeune, mais bon faut avouer que là la remarque était un peu poussée tout de même ! Et l'âge n'excuse pas tout ! ;) D'ailleurs, elle ne s'est même pas rattrapé après. Pour elle c'était "juste pas normal de mettre sa piscine comme ça quoi!". Bref, on s'est tous bien marré et on a vraiment eu du mal à s'en remettre ! Bonne journée et bon week-end à tous.