Crade
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Allemagne
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Allemagne
By blah - 22/06/2010 00:56 - Australie
By Tysann - 05/07/2010 21:55 - France
By oOomiss213oOo - 17/08/2010 14:26 - France
Inutile de préciser que tout le monde s'est foutu de ma gueule .....
By jessdu1630 - 23/08/2010 10:58 - Suisse
By superframboise - 27/10/2010 11:06 - Belgique
By vdm.surprise - 11/11/2010 18:23 - France
By ms. - 22/12/2010 13:47 - Allemagne
By malchanceux - 12/04/2011 16:19 - France
By Children78 - 01/07/2011 15:20 - France
By loula49 - 29/08/2011 18:22 - France
By BettyWhiteGreen - 06/01/2012 10:52 - France
By Anonyme - 10/01/2012 07:46 - France
By talamort-poilaucorp - 24/03/2012 00:13 - France - Chaponnay
By oim75 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Claire - 26/04/2012 16:50 - France - Nancy
By CoinCoinCanard - 30/04/2012 18:19 - France - Rennes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM =) (d'ailleurs je n'aurais jamais pensé qu'elle serait validée). Certains de vos commentaires m'ont bien faits rigoler, et c'est très gentil pour certains d'être volontaire, vraiment^^ Alors pour préciser, lorsqu'on pose le petit canard sur le sol, celui-ci part très vite pour traverser la pièce, d'où l'idée de tous les allumer et de les aligner, puis de les faire partir pour voir lequel arrive en premier (je tiens à dire pour l'instant que le noir est le plus rapide^^). Alors certes, il y a peut-être un message derrière tout ça, mais je ne raconte pas non plus tout à ma mère, mes soeurs, et ma cousine, il est possible qu'elles ignorent quelques petits détails de ma vie^^ Et non, elles ne se sont pas données le mot, mes soeurs ont bien rigolé en voyant qu'elles m'avaient offertes la même chose^^ Et je confirme certains commentaires : oui, recevoir un sextoy de sa mère, ça fait drôle, et il y a un petit moment de gêne qui vient, mais cela reste ma mère, nous sommes proches, et ça peut se dépasser^^
By Fjall - 07/05/2012 14:52 - France - Herrlisheim
By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 15:49 - Suisse - Ecublens
By p - 01/09/2012 10:47 - France - Auby
Le problème, c'est que sur une route de campagne, je ne savais pas à quelle caserne ils appartenaient. J'ai été à celle de la ville la plus proche et ils se sont fait appeler à la radio. J'ai attendu qu'ils reviennent pour qu'ils me rendent mes papiers. Je suis évidement arrivé en retard au travail... imaginez la tête de mon boss quand je lui ai dit la raison de mon retard.