By Kinder-X - 09/03/2009 16:22
Cyntiatoutcourt
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About Cyntiatoutcourt
: j'aime bien tous les animaux (sauf les insectes) , les humoristes comme Norman, Cyprien, Gad Elmaleh, Elie Semoun, Kev' Adams, et plein d'autres... :P
J'aime les gens qui sont sincères, tout ce qui est dessin, musique... J'adore rigoler et j'aime par-dessus tout ma famille et mes amis. Je déteste aussi les faux-culs... Et si tu n'as pas remarquer j'adore parler :P.
Voilà :) ceci dit merci d'être passé(e) ^^
Tu en veux encore plus ? Et ben envoie moi des MP je serais ravie de te répondre :)
Et je suis aussi très fan de manga donc si tu en connais des biens, fais le moi savoir ! :D
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Dommage…
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et pour infos, je suis une fille, n'allez donc pas imaginer les choses que j'aurais fait à cette petite vieille, bande de sales. En tout cas, pas avec mon gros membre. Pour ceux qui m'accusent joyeusement de profiter du système, sachez donc vils faquins, que mon pouce était fracturé (on peut en mourir j'vous f'rais dire!!!), et que me trouvant en cette belle journée de samedi les cabinets de médecins étaient fermés. Ayant appelé le centre médical local, ils m'ont direct redirigée vers les urgences, où je me suis rendue. Voilà. Désolée, hein, de préférer profiter du système que d'attendre jusqu'au lundi pour soigner une fracture. Enfin, le nombre de caractères à placer dans la VDM étant limité, je n'ai pas pu raconter en détail. En fait, cette charmante personne demandait à tout le monde (on devait être 3 ou 4) la cause de leur présence afin de voir si elle avait une chance de passer avant. Trouvant cela impoli, je lui ai retourné la question, pensant qu'ainsi elle se rendrait compte de la gêne que ce genre d'interrogation inquisitoire peut provoquer. Que nenni!! Et il faut bien admettre que le plus drôle fut son expression et sa tenue, parfaite incarnation de la dignité. Ambiance aux urgences...
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By baby belle - 07/11/2009 15:19
Ahah, je viens de retomber par hasard sur cette VDM que j'avais posté il y a trois ans, je ne me rappelais même plus l'avoir écrite! (Je ne sais pas si le fait que j'en sois l'auteur va être mis en avant car je n'avais à ce moment là pas mon compte actuel). Je vois que pas mal de personnes ont pris cette VDM très au sérieux; il s'agissait bien évidemment d'une plaisanterie. Disons que mon père avait simplement un humour à froid très cynique, et que c'était pas toujours facile de savoir si c'était du lard ou du cochon!