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By jaynniii - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (du coup j'ai dû créer un compte pour commenter, et même que ouais). A l'origine les goûts musicaux de l'immeuble c'est plutôt reggae/ska/zouk, pas forcément mon style musical de prédilection, mais ça passe nickel en bruit de fond quand ils écoutent de la musique un peu fort. Là c'était clairement pour s'emmerder entre eux, ils se tirent la bourre depuis une histoire de place de parking. J'ai effectivement pensé au départ à Rammstein pour contre-attaquer, mais mon choix s'est finalement porté sur Lorie, nettement plus facile à chanter à tue-tête. Ce fût efficace :D