By AL - 18/10/2009 22:36
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Pour ceux qui veulent savoir la suite ou qui n'y croient pas : (c'est la gomme de ma meilleure amie qu'on a volée avec une amie de la classe) En maths ma voisine m'a pris ma gomme pour s'en servir et je voulais qu'elle me la rende et elle m'a dit "non je la garde je te l'ai kidnappée" Puis on s'est pris un fou rire, et elle a dit qu'il fallait qu'on la fasse à qqn de la classe. Du coup comme on avait 2 heures de maths, on s'est dit que si on créait un mot maintenant, on le mettrait dans une trousse pendant la récré juste avant de sortir. Du coup on a écrit un mot en changeant de surligneur pour chaque lettre : "J'ai ta gomme en otage. Si tu veux la revoir un jour, tu dois payer 2 €. T'as pas interet à prevenir les flics." Puis on a pris la gomme de la fille. L'après-midi, on a fait pareil pendant les 2 heures de français, on a crée le mot : "Plus que 2 heures" et on a scotché un bout de la gomme. Le soir, on a pris des photos de la gomme où elle était pendue, avec des epingles ... En train de "souffrir" . Et on lui a envoyé par mail. Puis on lui a rendu aujourd'hui, elle était pendue à un arbre du lycée et elle était toute décapitée . (Lycée Marie Curie, 38) Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel :)