By Anonyme - 03/12/2013 15:45 - France
Miinion
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Dans un puits de potentiel de 9m³, insérez :
- un lit
- une bonne dose de café
- mon cohen-tannoudji
- un combustible lemon
- de la maladresse
- quelques clés plates
- une bulle de savon carrée
- du caramel
- une moissonneuse batteuse
- mon doudou mouton
- une petite chose sautillante
Et saupoudrez le tout d'un éclat de rire...
Remuez délicatement pour ne pas laisser la pâte retomber,
Vous avez obtenu l'énergumène qui passe par ici de temps en temps.
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Top 500 January-February-March 2014
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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