By HeyThez - 01/09/2014 08:40 - France - Marnaz
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C'est tout pour moi merci. Cordialement.
Eh pst pst: j'ai l'air froide comme ça mais en vrai pas du tout ! J'envoie rarement le premier message donc si tu veux discuter n'hésite pas?.
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Mesdames, mesdemoiselles, messieurs!! Lorsque j'ai reçu le mail m'annonçant que ma VDM avait été publiée ma journée s'est illuminée! Et désormais je peux mourir tranquille car le rêve de toute une vie vient enfin de s'accomplir! Car OUI! Je suis la chanceuse à qui cette mignonne petite VDM est arrivée! Tout d'abord merci aux nombreuses personnes compatissantes, je constate qu'il y a encore quelques coeurs qui battent sur cette planète! ^^ Et les autres, ben... merci aussi! Vous avez fait de moi ce que je suis aujourd'hui, et blablabla... Pour de plus amples explications il faut remonter 3 ans 1/2 en arrière! Cela faisait seulement 2 ou 3 mois que nous êtions ensemble avec mon chéri et il faut dire que sa famille en a vu passer des copines avant moi. Je connaissais déjà ses parents et quelques autres membres de cette (très grande et étrange (en effet)) famille! Nous nous sommes rendus chez sa grand-mère, chez qui certains après-midi sont synonymes de regroupement familial! Et c'est là que LE moment est arrivé! Mon copain m'a présentée comme étant sa copine et elle a donc répondu par la fameuse réplique! Comme a mon habitude je l'ai pris sur le ton de la plaisanterie et j'ai bien fait. Tout le monde s'est bien marré car cela relevait effectivement plus du compliment que du reproche! Ils sont très blagueurs en général! Et voilà... 3 ans et 1/2 plus tard j'espère bien être sa dernière conquête!! ^^ Sur ce, je vous souhaite à tous une vie remplie de VDM aussi légères que celle-ci! Ca fait toujours de bons souvenirs à raconter! ^^