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By EuromedBdeQuiDanse - 16/11/2010 09:49 - France
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Kerael, Chabouille, malheureusement de l'huile de tournesol ... Bien dommage car c'était une excellente idée ;) Il a pris une sacrée douche et j'y ai passé un temps fou ... Et je ne vous raconte pas l'état de ma salle de bain !! ^^
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Désolée pour la répétition, j'avais pas vu, j'ai changé la mise en forme plusieurs fois et ça m'a échappé... J'ai des enfants, voilà d'où venait la tache ^^ Et j'ai remarqué que l'impression de mur grisâtre était en fait dû à une fine couche de poussière accrochée à la tapisserie, un coup de lingette dépoussiérante et le tour était joué ! :) On ne pense jamais à dépoussiérer ses murs ! :D
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Oulala. Je ne pensais entraîner un tel débat en exposant une infime partie de ma vie sur ce site. Alors à tout ceux qui crient au Fake... Que dire. Si vous n'y croyez pas, tant pis pour vous. Au passage, j'ai d'autre chose à faire que de m'inventer une vie (de merde) pour pouvoir publier des anecdotes ici. Ensuite, je n'ai absolument pas la rage contre la gendarmerie comme d'autre le prétendent. Je rentrais du boulot et il n'était que 6h du matin... D'où mon impression d'embêtement. Il est certains que ça n'en reste qu'un banal contrôle d'alcoolémie, de papiers et du coffre. Mon père est Gendarme lui aussi, je respecte donc autant (voir plus) qu'un autre le métier. Et je n'avais rien a cacher, si ce n'est qu'il ne me reste que 4 points et que du coup, je cherche à les préserver. Voilà tout.
Alors, oui, c'est un petit chiot, qui a encore un peu de mal à s'y retrouver entre faire ses besoins dehors, et devant son maître pour lui prouver combien on est un bon toutou ! Cela dit, il n'est pas très sale, et il ne nous fait pas ça souvent, on va dire qu'il sait plutôt choisir son moment ! J'ai surtout écrit cette vie de merde pour mon homme, qui est effectivement un parfait gentleman et homme de maison. La soirée à cependant été très romantique, et on s'est réveillés ce matin avec le chiot tout frétillant entre nous sur l'oreiller !