By OhBertha - 01/08/2014 20:49 - Martinique
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Redme's favorite FMLs
By crabix - 02/08/2014 23:09 - France - Nantes
By vivelafamille - 09/08/2014 08:53 - France - Grenoble
By Tina - 26/08/2014 16:07 - France - Oberentzen
By Anonyme - 10/09/2014 17:32 - France - Toulouse
By Anonyme - 23/09/2014 16:12 - Belgique - Verviers
By Naestra_ - 29/09/2014 13:03 - France - Le Barcar
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By Anonyme - 02/10/2014 21:07 - France - Saint-chamond
By Makalao - 14/09/2015 19:46 - France - Bordeaux
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM (si je n'ai pas le même pseudo, c'est que j'en ai changé pour pouvoir publier, après, libre à vous de me croire ou pas). A vrai dire, il y a plus eu rigolade qu'instant de gêne car ils étaient aussi saoûls que moi. j'ai même composé une chanson que nous nous faisons un plaisir de chanter à chaque soirée. Sinon, je suis très content d'avoir ma VDM publiée !
Malaise
By PasDeNom - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Béziers
Je craque
By Lili - 23/04/2008 10:25
By coolbrise - 21/05/2008 12:06
By Jeferai - 28/05/2008 09:12
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Je suis le caissier en question. En réalité, j'avais dit ça sur un ton amical et pas du tout moqueur, histoire de faire la conversation, quoi. J'ai un Master 2 en droit et je suis a l'école du barreau, je suis caissier le week-end pour payer mes études. Je ne lui ai pas dit, car je ne voulais pas blesser ma collègue qui, elle, est caissière à plein temps et à durée indéterminée. Cependant je comprends le point des vues des gens qui disent que je n'aurais pas du juger le produit. Il est en réalité vraiment difficile de gérer les sensibilités qui varient complètement d'un client à l'autre. Le problème, c'est que la plupart des clients, eux, ne se soucient rarement de l'être humain qu'il y a derrière le caissier. Et ce type de réflexions, même si celle là était drôle et que je lui avais tendu une sacrée perche, sont nombreuses, quotidiennes et souvent bien plus cassantes.
By Georges - 04/07/2008 13:30
By minuit7 - 17/09/2008 20:27
By padepo - 26/11/2008 17:55
By Karlyle - 31/12/2008 17:24
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By Kaldea - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By sushi - 01/04/2009 21:30
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#9 avec moi on regarde pas la télé :) et je juuuure que je ne l'ai pas poussé. Cela dit il a assez vite rigolé... et les bisoux magiques marchent toujours aussi bien.
By Lancelotdulac - 03/04/2009 18:10
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et si je vous dis que le colis était pour mes lapins je suis pas sure que ça me rendra plus crédible en fait... -__-'