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By Anonyme - 12/09/2016 13:02 - France - Châteaurenard
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By Anonyme - 12/09/2016 13:02 - France - Châteaurenard
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Bonjour, je suis ( l'heureuse ) auteure de cette vdm. Comme l'a fait remarqué une personne, cette femme n'etait pas grosse, sinon je n'aurais jamais extériorisé deux ans de questionnement et de frustration de peur de faire une énorme gaffe ( oui, une de plus héhé ). En voyant ma tête décomposée et que je me suis excusée, elle a été très compréhensive et m'a expliqué que je ne l'avais pas blessé, car elle a appris à se "détacher" de ses fœtus, jusqu'à ce que ( je l espère pour elle ) la grossesse soit enfin concluante. Elle m a précisé que sa réponse sèche n avait rien de personnel, c'était surtout un ras-le-bol de devoir se justifier continuellement. Curieusement ce sont les regards appuyés des passagers qui m'ont le plus gêné, pas son comportement qui s'est avéré très mature. Et aux moralisateurs et saints qui disent qu'il ne faut jamais se mêler de la vie des autres, je suis d'accord cependant il y a un équilibre à trouver. Quand quelque chose nous gêne c est tout de même mieux d'en parler et mettre les choses à plat plutôt que de cumuler et de râler dans son coin. ( ce que je dis ne s'applique pas qu'à la situation présente bien entendu ). Merci de m'avoir lu :)