Marteaux piqueurs
By numette - 12/07/2015 23:03 - France
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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By numette - 12/07/2015 23:03 - France
By shameonyou - 13/07/2015 08:16 - France
By jmbcorp - 15/07/2015 16:27 - France - Toulon
By SAVniveaupro - 15/07/2015 19:25 - Pologne - Warsaw
By Nipplusnimoins - 16/07/2015 00:56 - États-Unis - Brookings
By Anonyme - 20/07/2015 08:33 - États-Unis - Morristown
By patateandco - 21/07/2015 11:40 - France - Saint-malo
By zzzzzz - 21/07/2015 21:16 - France - Saint-estève
By Sucrette - 22/07/2015 10:05 - France
By Anonyme - 22/07/2015 15:55 - France - Strasbourg
By Guima - 22/07/2015 16:27 - États-Unis - Palo Alto
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By Anonyme - 25/07/2015 07:40 - France - Lyon
By evemarie123 - 25/07/2015 17:09 - France - Lyon
By Niris - 26/07/2015 08:25 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-di
By Myrtille - 30/07/2015 12:25 - Suisse
By asthme - 30/07/2015 20:28 - France - Saint Etienne
By SchoolUniform - 01/08/2015 22:16 - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 02/08/2015 09:13 - France - Bagnolet
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je n'ai pas de certitude quand au fait que le conducteur soit atteind d'Alzheimer ou soit juste senile. en tout cas il est âgé de 88 ans. Et en fait plus le temps passait, plus sa comprehension de l'evenement s'estompait... Il m'a percuter alors qu'il sortait de son stationnement situé de l'autre côté de la chaussée. Pour lui, a la fin, il etait persuadé et semblait sincere, que l'accident s'etait deroulé deux cent metres plus bas, et que c'est moi qui l'avais percuté alors qu'il attendait tranquillement au feu rouge. La présence d'un temoin et de plusieurs autres personne qui lui expliquaient que les points d'impact ne correspondaient pas avec sa version n'ont rien changé. En tout cas si il jouait la comedie, chapeau, il aurait du etre acteur. Je pense juste qu'il avait pas la lumière a tous les etages. Merci l'equipe de VDM de m'avoir publié en tout cas, c'est un honneur pour moi qui vous suis depuis toutes ces années.