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By Appartpauvre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Appartpauvre - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Codeine - 27/10/2011 23:18 - France
Elle ne s'est pas servie du fouet ! En fait, ma mère s'est réveillée vers 3h du matin car elle a entendu un bruit. Elle a donc ouvert la porte de ma chambre pour savoir si je dormais encore et a vu mon lit vide. Ayant vu mon portable sur mon bureau, elle n'a pas pu appeller. Elle a donc décidé de m'attendre pour me surprendre quoi (elle a réussi par ailleurs...) et donc je l'ai retrouvée dans ma chambre, le fouet à la main. Quand je suis rentrée j'ai eu les chocottes mais elle ne m'a en aucun cas fouetté. On a discuté une bonne demi heure, elle ne m'a pas trop engeulé, juste fait la morale, c'était largement suffisant ! lol. Et petit PS, je suis une fille, donc non bizarrement, j'ai pas pensé à trouver cela excitant de voir ma mère en chemise de nuit, decoiffée et avec un fouet. Merci de valider... ;)
By pipou94 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anne_de_Paris - 02/11/2011 10:06 - France
By UNCRABE - 02/11/2011 14:53 - Royaume-Uni
Petites précisions manquantes pour les sceptiques :) ! C'est la barrière de sécurité contre mon ventre qui a déclenché la catastrophe : à force de monter descendre, la barre a poussé mon soutien gorge qui est passé par dessus mes seins, puis mon chemisier est descendu vers le bas, coincé sous la barrière à cause des remous ! Pour le temps du manège, ce n'était sûrement pas 10 minutes en effet, mais c'était si long !