karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
KFML723
Miss
Dr. Virgin
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Challenger
Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied, "Trying to lose your virginity." FML
Chops
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Bystander
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML