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By lilou - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By lilou - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By JulleandCici - 08/06/2008 01:19
By Thierry - 17/06/2008 08:57
By LeBoulet - 02/08/2008 08:04
By Titemoi - 24/08/2008 13:22
By lamiss - 29/08/2008 17:02
By fredouille - 07/10/2008 16:08
By Bacoule - 30/10/2008 11:29
By Loloo - 09/11/2008 19:02
By MK - 04/01/2009 19:25
By paula - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Mounie - 21/01/2009 21:25
By Audreymouth - 11/02/2009 08:54
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore
By S@b@ - 13/02/2009 14:13
By tousdescon - 15/02/2009 22:41
By lilalou - 17/02/2009 10:46
By Oh-My-Job - 26/02/2009 07:31
By Oliviox - 21/04/2009 10:53
By saucisson'b - 28/04/2009 14:26
By darkdidi - 06/05/2009 07:03
C'est moi la baby-sitter. En fait la fillette (et ses trois frères et soeurs !) a des poux depuis deux mois et j'en attrape systématiquement. Le pire, c'est que la mère refuse de les traiter. Je l'ai fait moi-même trois fois, et la mère abandonne car elle trouve que ça coûte cher. Je me suis traitée six fois, plus vinaigre tous les soirs. Je pensais en être débarrassé et j'en ai retrouvé hier. Je lave aussi toute la literie plus bonnets, etc... Ca ne sert à rien puisque les enfants ont toujours des poux. Je suis désespérée. Je vais menacer la mère de démissionner...