C'est fort là
By Mayabie - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, one of you was right.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Je conçois la perplexité de certains, ça n'est pas toujours sympa d'entendre des couples qui batifolent toute la nuit... mais si vous le connaissiez, vous comprendriez que la plupart des bruits sont plus agréables que de l'entendre jouer à la PS. Il est bien pire qu'un geek, c'est une espèce de junkie surexcité, qui me réveille en sursaut et en sueur à chacune de ses actions ratées.
Puisqu'il y a débat, je précise: les fétards, je les ai entendu dans la nuit. Et vu qu'il n'y avait pas que des excréments, j'ai fait le rapprochement. ;) Après, ce n'était peut-être pas eux, mais un homme seul n'aurait pas fait tout ça tout seul (je vous passe les détails), et les chiens ne s'essuient pas le derrière avec des Kleenex. Et pour info, mon toutou fait ses besoins dans le caniveau (grosse comme petite commission), et je ramasse les rares fois où il vise mal. :o