By Leavia - 05/01/2009 19:27
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Vucan's favorite FMLs
By Student01 - 10/01/2009 12:51
Student01 tells us more.
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Audreymouth tells us more.
Alors, vous êtes nombreux à réagir sur ma VDM je vous expose les faits : -je bosse et je gagne bien ma vie -c'est moi qui paye le loyer lui les charges -ça arrive qu'il se paye des trucs avec ma carte et moi avec la sienne -hier soir nous avons eu une discussion sur les femmes ou hommes vénaux et on a dérivé et rigolé sur le sujet -ce matin je lui demande sa carte comme ça pour déconner et c'est vrai que ça m'a surprise qu'il me la donne sans rien dire et puis elle était dans le porte carte donc je n'ai pas vu le mot en question pour info aussi j'avais une robe et un haut à la caisse et j'ai fini par payer avec ma carte (après un joli fou rire) alors non je ne suis pas une femme vénale et j'ai un homme qui a un sens de l'humour que j'adore
By jéglicéchef - 13/02/2009 19:58
Constance
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By Cathinha - 02/07/2009 13:05
Cherche encore !
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By katseyes02 - 19/08/2009 13:09
katseyes02 tells us more.
ça me fait rire de vous voir débattre! Merci à tous ceux qui me défendent et me soutiennent! :P Je tiens à en rassurer certains, je ne suis pas du genre à hurler alors que ma petite soeur dort à côté, ça arrive de ne pouvoir se retenir. Ceux qui pensent que j'aurais pu faire un effort, la seule chose que j'ai à vous dire c'est que vous n'avez jamais connu l'extase... A bon entendeur salut!
T'es pas drôle Gérard
By bloody_paradise - 09/09/2009 23:25
Sensualité
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By Winglessangel - 20/09/2009 20:49
Winglessangel tells us more.
Alors je signale: ce n'était pas mon chat^^ je faisais du Cat-Sitting pour un pote. Le mien de chat s'est contenté de regarder la scène d'un air blasé... Et pour rassurer tout le monde: le mini-fauve va bien, elle est d'ailleurs vite repartie courir partout dans la maison.
Cache tes yeux
By pfff - 28/09/2009 14:38
Spicy
By pasglop - 13/10/2009 10:09
Je vous ai vus !
By Zizite - 19/10/2009 11:44
Chaud
By muad dib - 26/10/2009 08:47
By flamine - 27/10/2009 16:27
Wuah, ma VDM acceptée ! :o Je vous rassure, je ne bois pas, ne fume pas, j'ai une vie très saine... Juste que je n'ai jamais supporté la fièvre, même avec des traitements, bref, au final j'ai encore peur pour cette nuit... C'est pas franchement agréable de se sentir dans des situations qui paraissent super réelles, et qu'au final, une fois réalisé, c'est totalement rididule ! :)