By Helianthas - 01/01/2016 00:35 - Espagne - Donostia-san Sebasti?n
Kashuw
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Kashuw's favorite FMLs
By leroilion - 03/01/2016 23:41 - France - Cuy
Souvenez vous
By Anonyme - 05/01/2016 13:22 - Réunion
Allez gorille
By nosuperwoman - 12/02/2016 10:52 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
Chelou le gamin
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Nouméa
By Distrait - 09/12/2014 16:45 - France
By matth - 09/12/2014 19:11 - France
By teseo97 - 20/12/2014 20:34 - Italie - Macerata
By pasdezizi... - 22/12/2014 18:09 - France - L?ognan
By Anonyme - 23/12/2014 09:37 - France - Antony
By Fiona - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Belgique - Brussels
By valhalla92 - 25/12/2014 22:43 - Suisse
valhalla92 tells us more.
Le Père Noël arrive !
By LesBoulesdeNoel - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By tomatored - 27/12/2014 01:20 - Indonésie - Ubud
By Anonyme - 27/12/2014 17:09 - France - Coursan
By byenaruto - 27/12/2014 23:27 - France - Tavaux
La réputation
By smellycat - 29/12/2014 01:07 - France - Gennevilliers
By beaugosse_92 - 29/12/2014 12:27 - France - Tours
By alanneeprochaine - 29/12/2014 19:01 - France
By HelDemo - 30/12/2014 21:51 - France - Sauvagnon
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (qui commente avec le compte d'une amie vu que le site refuse la validation de mon adresse e-mail lorsque je veux me créer un compte...) ! Tout d'abord, merci de m'avoir publiée :D Je ne m'y attendais pas du tout. Ensuite, pour répondre à vos questions récurrentes : Pourquoi je n'ai pas essuyé le mollard directement ? Et bien la réponse est toute simple : Avec quoi ? Les doigts ? Ah oui non, mais là non ! ^^ Je n'avais pas de mouchoir avec moi, il était hors de question que j'y mette les doigts, et surtout, je ne voulais pas appuyer sur mon pull pour l'éponger avec ! Ç'aurait fait une grosse tache bien visible autrement. Pourquoi je n'ai pas incendié le crados qui m'a éternué dans le dos ? Parce que quand ça t'arrive, tu ne peux tout simplement pas bouger ! Imagine-toi un truc gluant, humide et chaud, réputé pour être dégueulasse, que tu sens glisser lentement, de haut en bas, centimètre par centimètre, vertèbre après vertèbre tout le long de ton dos, te chatouillant sur toute ta longueur, et devenant de plus en plus froid au fil des longues secondes qui s'égrènent, avant de pénétrer vicieusement ta culotte, et enfin terminer sadiquement son voyage dans la raie de tes fesses. Horrible non ? Voilà pourquoi je n'ai pas pu réagir, tétanisée et frissonnante de dégoût. Honnêtement, j'en ai pleuré sur le moment ! Voilà voilà ! ^^'