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By swag - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Richmond
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By swag - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Richmond
By fantomette - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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Wouuuuh j'suis publiée !!! C'est génial :D Je ne m'étais pas connectée sur mon compte pour poster cette vdm (par pure flemme) (oui parce que en plus d'être pas douée je suis une grosse feignasse) c'est pour ça que j'apparaissais en anonyme ^.^ Je vais tenter d'éclairer vos lanternes, c'est vrai que ça peut être difficile de se représenter ce qui m'est arrivé ^^ Je récapitule donc. Je rentre dans la voiture, m'installe, ouvre la fenêtre en entier parce que j'ai chaud. Dix minutes après, j'ai fermé aux trois quarts le carreau parce que je commençais à me refroidir. J'ai posé ma tête contre la fenêtre, et comme j'avais franchement froid je l'ai fermée entièrement. J'ai des cheveux assez longs, je ne les avais pas attachés, et je pense que ma mèche de cheveux s'est glissée hors de la voiture au moment où j'ai fermé aux trois quarts. Je suis restée collée (ou du moins, pas à plus de 10 cm) du carreau, c'est pour ça qu'elle n'est pas revenue à sa place. Et mon père a freiné brusquement parce que la voiture devant a freiné brusquement (elle avait subitement décidé de tourner à droite >.<) J'ai donc perdu une quinzaine de mes cheveux, ce fut assez douloureux mais heureusement ça ne se voit pas ^^ Merci pour vos commentaires, certains m'ont bien fait rire ;)