Diner de cons
By Hahaoupas - 12/08/2013 00:20 - France - Paris
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By Hahaoupas - 12/08/2013 00:20 - France - Paris
By quidtaces - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By vivelasalledebain - 12/08/2013 19:29 - France - Chessy
By fuckmario - 12/08/2013 20:16 - France - Metz
By priseenflag - 12/08/2013 23:13 - France - Aix-en-provence
By Aubergiine - 13/08/2013 14:52 - France - Grenoble
By Anonyme - 13/08/2013 21:07 - Maroc - Rabat
By fck - 13/08/2013 21:39 - France - Montenay
By Anonyme - 14/08/2013 20:22 - France - Montpellier
By poneysoyeux - 14/08/2013 21:31 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 15/08/2013 12:40 - France
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By Anonyme - 15/08/2013 23:23 - France
By Lamort - 16/08/2013 07:17 - France - Nieul-sur-mer
By BriseN - 17/08/2013 10:49 - France
By Castafiore - 17/08/2013 14:13 - France - Asnières
By Anonyme - 18/08/2013 05:41 - France - Bouxi
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By Lua - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Laon
By clmrn - 18/08/2013 18:55 - France - Gasville
Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm Ma mère a effectivement d'étranges places de rangement (comme le fer à repasser avec les casseroles par exemple). Les plantes ont malheureusement du mal à pousser dans ma pelouse-salle à manger, mais je vais essayer avec l'engrais qui se cache dans ma bibliothèque ;)
Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, j'ai crée un compte pour vous répondre. Donc déjà, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, et je regrette de ne pas avoir eu la présence d'esprit de lui répondre "R-I-E-N"... Ma réponse a été un peu plus soft et banale, je lui ai lancé ce que j'appelle mon "regard méprisant", la dame derrière moi, qui avait entendu, lui a jeté un "non mais vraiment monsieur". De mon côté, je lui ai répondu que je me serais bien passé de son "aide" et je lui ai demandé de se pousser pour que je puisse descendre à mon arrêt. De ce que j'ai pu voir en descendant, son nouveau voisin de tram était un grand mec baraqué, je pense qu'il évitera de la ramener avec lui !