Absence
By Brokenwing - 10/12/2013 10:20
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By Brokenwing - 10/12/2013 10:20
By TitMaman - 10/12/2013 15:24 - France - Cong
By BridéeCD13 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - London
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By maman89 - 11/12/2013 13:02 - France
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By harmony - 12/12/2013 19:14 - France - Chalonnes-sur-loire
By Mouztic - 12/12/2013 22:15 - France - Blanquefort
By Daey - 13/12/2013 07:07 - France - Antony
By surlecul - 13/12/2013 09:39 - France - Montpellier
By Capoté - 14/12/2013 01:45 - France - Puteaux
By Anonyme - 14/12/2013 10:48 - France - Pouffonds
By Lansmir - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Mennecy
By patabobo - 14/12/2013 18:57 - France - Querqueville
By declarathon - 14/12/2013 20:23 - France - Le Mans
By doudou - 15/12/2013 19:02 - France - Nantes
By Sabrina - 16/12/2013 07:22 - France - Paris
By Miaaaaaaouuuuu - 16/12/2013 15:37 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By Zou - 16/12/2013 20:41 - Suisse - Saignelegier
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni - London
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :D (je n'étais pas connecté au moment où je l'ai soumise). Donc tout d'abord, mon père n'est pas un tyran... enfin un petit peu si vous pensez que prendre de l'argent pour des douches qui dépassent 5 minutes n'est pas normal (pour moi c'est n'est PAS normal). Enfin bref, il m'a toujours puni bizarrement mais là, j'ai trouve ça un peu abusé quand même et j'ai pensé que sur VDM cela ferait une drôle d'anecdote. Et apparemment j'avais raison ! :) Mon bulletin n'était pas si mauvais que ça mais j'avais quelques petits bavardages dans certaines matières alors ça ne lui a pas trop plu... Sa punition m'a beaucoup fait rire mais si j'étais un peu dégoûté au début, surtout que l'année dernière, c'est mon frère qui a mangé au moins 10 de mes chocolats (dont le 24..). On en rigolera dans quelques années et je pense qu'il me le rendra dans quelques jours. Voilà merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ! :) (c'est ma 4ème VDM publiée, je suis trop heureux) :D