De quoi je me mêle ?
By MissPoil - 12/01/2014 11:49 - France - Aix-en-provence
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By MissPoil - 12/01/2014 11:49 - France - Aix-en-provence
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Le petit détail qui tue : J'ai un escalier en bois, donc le "liquide" a traversé et a goutté dans l'escalier du dessous, en tombant sur tout ce qui était posé sur les marches de la cave. Et de temps en temps on reçoit une goutte sur la tête. Bon appétit !
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By Écho - 19/01/2014 12:58 - France - Marseille
Hello tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm ! Je viens de créer un compte pour apporter plus de précisions à mon histoire. J'étais donc séparée de ce cher et distingué jeune homme depuis 6 mois et nous n'avons pas gardé contact ! En bonne dragueuse il était donc évident que je repartais à la chasse ! J'ai rencontré un garçon en soirée et nous nous sommes revus pour boire un verre dans un bar, j'ai déposé mon portable sur la table, et tout se passait bien.. Il allait même me proposer de venir chez lui jusqu'à ce que je je REÇOIVE cette photo ! Bien sur que ce n'est pas sa photo de contact je n'ai plus son numéro ! Il me l'a envoyé dans le but "de refaire jaillir la flamme et de te donner envie car tu me manques"... Seulement mon ami à vu le message et une gène générale s'est installée ! Bien sur je lui ai expliqué et tout s'est arrange nous avons même passe la nuit ensemble ;) mais sur le coup Ouais je l'aurais bien tuer ce Philippe de *** ! Allez bisous et encore merci !! :)