When the seagulls follow the trawler
By LL. - 29/05/2014 21:35 - France - Rez
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By LL. - 29/05/2014 21:35 - France - Rez
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By Mya_la - 18/02/2014 10:04 - France
Salut à tous, Alors je répond à vos questions pour les rideaux, j'en ai en effet acheté mais je suis assez tête en l'air et j'ai oublié de prendre des tringles avec, donc pour le moment il reste dans mon placard... Je suis entièrement d'accord que j'ai de la chance d'avoir un toit sur ma tête (#20) et je ne veux pas me plaindre, juste raconter cette histoire qui m'a surprise et bien fais rire :)
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By Faussealerte - 21/02/2014 16:13 - France - Paris
Bonjour, bonsoir :) Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et il me semble important de préciser quelques choses. Tout d'abord je vous remercie de vous soucier de ma santé intime et de celle de mon amie, mais nous nous portons tres bien. :) Je prends soin de mon saucisson haha! Pour la petite histoire, ma soeur ne savait pas que je n'etais pas seul, et elle pensait réellement que nous avions fait des sandwiches. Ô jeunesse pure et innocente. Bref, ce fût ma première vdm, et je pensais qu'il serait drole de la partager. :) Bonne soirée ou journée selon l'heure de lecture à tous !