Bolosse
By SuperBlaireau - 29/04/2014 18:51 - France - Marseille
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By Outven - 05/05/2014 18:03 - France - Nanterre
Salut salut ! Bon alors, quelques éclaircissements de la part de l'auteure, c'est-à-dire moi. Mon copain et ma grand-mère habitent tous les deux dans le Sud, loin de chez moi. Comme ma grand-mère a subi une petite opération de yeux, mon copain a gentiment proposé de s'occuper d'elle le soir, le temps qu'elle voit de nouveau correctement. Donc non, ma grand-mère n'est pas une cougar ;) Ciao, et merci pour la validation !
By gogo - 05/05/2014 19:48 - France - Sartrouville
Bonjour bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur et je viens rétablir un petit peu de justice. La situation était la suivante : j'étais sur une piste cyclable, à un seul sens, comme on en trouve plein à Strasbourg. Le mec qui est arrivé en face de moi était donc complètement à contre-sens, alors que, sur le trottoir de l'autre côté de la rue, il avait une autre piste cyclable dans le bon sens, elle. De fait, comme j'étais en règle, je me disais qu'il se décalerait. Sauf que comme l'espace pour se décaler était sur ma droite (donc sa gauche), lui croyait que moi, je me décalerais, selon la logique de tout le monde ici. Ce que je n'ai pas fait. Et lui non plus. Bon, au final, on va bien tous les deux, du moins je crois.