By Anonyme - 01/09/2014 10:00 - France - Saint-maixent
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Hello à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je vous dois certaine explications ahahah, en tout cas je me suis tapée une monstre barre en lisant tous vos commentaires et vos jeux de mots! Mon copain aussi d'ailleurs. :') Euh bon tout d'abord, j'avais publié en anonyme parce que j'avais totalement zappé que j'avais un compte sur ce site... Bref, donc Monsieur, qui vit en Suisse et moi en France pour le moment, nous nous voyons rarement. Lors de nos retrouvailles il a remarqué qu'un de mes seins était plus gros que l'autre (comme chaque femme vais-je dire) mais celui ci dépasse deux tailles par rapport à son collègue aha. Pour bien rire nous avons sorti la balance de cuisine et pesé les deux...Verdict vous dites? 500g / 1kg. Mmh, Sein-pathique ! ;)