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By Argh - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By Argh - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
By Pipistrelle - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Zurich
By theyologir - 27/11/2012 05:56 - Russie - Vladivostok
By Paraladox - 29/11/2012 07:38 - France - Illange
By plouf - 29/11/2012 10:58 - France - Jars
By lili23 - 01/12/2012 13:10 - France - Aix-en-provence
By Alorsondanse - 03/12/2012 18:06 - France - Malissard
Waou ! Ma VDM a été publiée !!! Je ne m'y attendais pas, un grand merci ! (Oui, je suis l'auteurE) Je dois donc apporter quelques précisions : C'était l'heure de pointe, du coup le tram s'apparentait à une boite à sardines. Je suis assez maladroite de nature et dès qu'une gaffe est à faire, c'est pour moi ! J'ai donc malencontreusement marché sur le pied de ce pauvre homme (qui me fait bien de la peine à moi aussi, je ne suis pas une vilaine sans coeur ;) ). Tout le monde s'est tourné vers nous et beaucoup ont eu la même réaction que moi : rester bouche bée. Je suis devenue rouge de honte ! Bien sur, je ne savais plus ou me mettre, à tel point que je suis sortie à l'arrêt d'après pour attendre le prochain. Une chose est sure, je ferais attention où je mets mes pieds la prochaine fois !
By Miaou - 15/12/2012 11:33 - France - Neaufles-saint-martin
By SCER - 15/12/2012 19:17 - France
By Quetzalcoalt - 18/12/2012 22:18 - France - Paris
By sweanne - 20/12/2012 09:28 - France - Villeneuve-tolosane
bonjour! je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. je ne pensai pas être publiée! Pour explication: nos chambres sont face à face, l'agencement des lits est similaire et c'était la 1ère fois qu'il dormait ici. Après j’avoue qu'il fallait être quand même mal réveillé pour se tromper autant.... Bref grosse frayeur matinale, ça c'est du réveil, bouh! Ma soeur s'est réveillée avec nos cris et a rapidement comprit en trouvant son lit à elle vide. Grosse crise de fou rire générale après les tentatives comiques d'excuses et d'explication du copain qui devait être le plus gêné. Et oui heureusement nos parents n'étaient pas là. Merci pour vos commentaires ils nous ont fait bien rire et on vous rassure quand à ses préférences entre ma soeur et moi -j'en suis la plus rassurée? voila voila! et le petit conseil du jour: dormez la porte fermée quand il y a du monde! bouh!
By jaimepasledroit - 21/12/2012 00:03 - France - Ajaccio
By Little_Karo - 02/01/2013 13:29 - France - Erbalunga
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Maslives
By wiwac - 05/01/2013 19:24 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Maurice
By Voldemots - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Insming
By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
By idril59 - 04/02/2013 16:59 - France - Auchel
By sciencenat - 06/02/2013 15:06 - France - Trappes
Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.