By magie magie - 18/01/2015 17:14 - France - Bordeaux
Emilien01
Followed
Followers
Badges
Comments
Visits
Favorites
About Emilien01
Niveau musique ? Métal(Beaucoup de pagan/folk pagan en se moment), Punk, Reggae, Rap ( , la secte phonétique, Hippocampe fou,Lucio Bukowski....) chanson Française, Baroque...
Homophobes, Racistes, Boulangistes, Eugénistes et tout ce joli petit monde je vous invite cordialement à aller vous faire foutre..
Pour finir je dirais que mes auteurs favoris du moment sont Le Marquis De Sade, Bukowski et Waleed Al Husseini(bouquin extrêmement intéressant au passage).
Emilien01 - Followers
Emilien01 - Followed
Emilien01's page visits
Hugged!
Emilien01's FML badges
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Emilien01's favorite FMLs
Bip bip
By Anonyme - 03/02/2015 12:39 - France - Paris
By physique - 26/03/2015 15:00 - France - Martot
By saranou777 - 02/04/2015 16:34 - France
saranou777 tells us more.
By mothercomplex - 31/05/2015 13:43 - France - Chambéry
Peace and love
By Eric - 25/06/2015 13:06 - France - Lille
By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 18:11 - États-Unis - Los Angeles
By g - 22/04/2008 17:53
By Grom - 28/11/2008 14:18
By Gronounours - 09/12/2008 18:23
By patriiiiiick - 24/01/2009 15:54
C'est pas le moment
By Tatoo - 26/01/2009 19:30
By Buzz l'éclair - 07/08/2009 08:49
By Kodak - 20/08/2009 22:28
By souad - 31/08/2009 10:03
souad tells us more.
Excusez mon francais, la mutation c'est pour diriger une annexe de nos bureaux dans une autres ville, et soi disant il a trouver personne de mieux, en meme temps on a notre maison de vacances dans le coin, il dit que comme ca on va y aller plus souvent, vdm je vous dis!
By 1G-nieur - 04/11/2009 13:03
Bien joué
By Twin - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By lakikoolol - 26/12/2009 13:06
By MoiTarzan - 26/01/2010 19:08
By Otcho - 05/03/2010 17:20
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm! Très honnêtement surprise mais pas trop d'avoir été publié.. C'était une bonne grosse et valable VDM! Pour ceux qui se questionnent sur ma réaction: elle a été quasi nulle tant sa remarque m'a déconcertée dans un premier temps!!! Dans ce supermarché les caddies sont un peu complexes à détacher... Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais c'est comme ça! En revanche laissez moi vous dire qu'il s'est senti assez merdeux, parce que le supermarché n'étant pas énorme, je l'ai croisé dans tous les rayons pendant une demi heure...! Il ne s'est pas excusé bien entendu, par contre il ne m'a plus JAMAIS regardé dans les yeux! Enfin, je ne suis pas féministe, donc je ne suis pas non plus montée sur mes grands chevaux, et malheureusement je suis consciente que de nos jours, encore beaucoup d'hommes pensent comme ce gars. De plus, je suis du genre à ruminer ma repartie pendant trois semaines, mais sur le coup rien n'est venu avec la surprise!!!! ????