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Biggie 14

Alors pour ceux que ça intéresse, mon fils a gagné ce matin. J'étais sur le trône (grosse commission) et comme il n'y avait que nous à la maison à ce moment, j'ai du lui demander de m'apporter un nouveau rouleau de papier toilette. (Je le soupçonne de les avoir enlevés hier soir exprès). ;-) Merci a tous pour vos commentaires en tout cas. Pour répondre à certains je précise donc que le jeu ne concerne que nous deux donc il est accepté de s'adresser aux autres personnes lorsque l'un des deux est absent dans la pièce. A #4 je signale que mon approche éducative se fait comme suit : On est pas dans un monde de Bisounours. Il faut se battre pour obtenir ce que l'on souhaite. La maxime "l'important c'est de participer", c'est un proverbe qui a été inventé pour que les faibles ne soient plus frustrés et justifient leur médiocrité. A mes enfants je demande toujours de se donner a fond et de tout faire pour tenter d'être le meilleur en respectant bien évidemment toujours les règles et leurs adversaires (c'est le plus important). Et qu'importe si au final ils ne sont pas les meilleurs, du moment qu'ils ont donnés le meilleurs d'eux même pour y arriver. Ce n'est pas tant la place finale qui compte que la manière utilisée pour l'atteindre. Mon Fils a gagné; le combat fut difficile. Celà n'en donne que plus de valeur à sa victoire et je le félicite pour celle-ci en lui promettant une revanche à l'occasion.

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Hop! C'est ma vdm à moi! Bonjour à tous Alors si j'ai posté c'est vraiment parce que c'est un loisir totalement atypique D'habitude, vous lirez dans les CV : lecture, voyages, ciné, sport, (et d'autres activités liées à l'élevage d'animaux... (si, si) et des activités manuelles qui me sont totalement inconnues) Le type qui me met qu'il collectionne les surprises dans les kinder, ça m'a bien fait rire. Et oui, c'est un terme qui existe et qui est référencé dans les types de collections.... Un ovokindersupriseophiliste se cache en chaque enfant....