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By ILoveMyJob - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Narbonne
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. :) Merci pour tous vos commentaires, je ne m'attendais vraiment pas à être publiée. ^^ Juste une petite précision qui a déjà été dite. Je suis belge et il est possible d'être prof en seulement trois ans pour donner cours à des élèves de 12 à 15 ans (cela correspond à votre collège). Dans mon cursus scolaire, je dois faire des stages chaque année. Donc, oui, c'est tout à fait possible d'avoir des contacts avec des élèves à 21 ans, même à 18 ans. ;) A propos de l'élève en question, je vous rassure, c'est une exception. Il y a toujours des chérubins qui écrivent correctement et qui nous sortent parfois des perles ! Quant à sa remarque sur mon âge, elle m'avait vraiment choquée puisque je fais très jeune pour mon âge. Je peux vous assurer que quand vous vous installez dans le fond de la classe pour l'observer avant de donner cours et que les élèves (de maximum 13 ans) se retournent à chaque fois pour dire "Madaaame, il y a une nouvelle élève au fond de la classe", votre ego en prend un coup. Il faut répéter souvent que nous sommes stagiaires et non élèves. ^^