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By marguerites - 04/10/2015 14:46 - France - Gourin
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (oui auteure, c'est moi qui ai fondu en larmes, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de le raconter du point de vue de mon pauvre patron.) J'espère que les modérateurs pourront le confirmer avec l'adresse IP (bien qu'où je suis, elle change régulièrement) Déjà, je ne suis pas licenciée et on a eu les clients ! Youhoou. Ensuite, pour vous situer le contexte, je suis quelqu'un de très stressée de base, alors imaginez avec un combo malade + règles + fatigue. Je suis arrivée avec 30 minutes de retards en m'excusant avant que mon patron ne me demande si j'allais bien car j'avais l'air un peu sonné et c'est à ce moment que j'ai sorti cette phrase magique. (je suis aussi quelqu'un de spontanée et j'ai tendance à dire tout ce que j'ai en tête.) Pour le hérisson, je n'ai pas vu son "cadavre" au retour, si je l'ai vraiment écrasé, je suis désolé pour lui. J'ai horreur de faire du mal aux petites (et grosses aussi) bêtes. Les clients ont été très compréhensifs (surtout la dame qui m'a offert un café pour me "requinquer") En tout cas, merci de m'avoir validée, je peux maintenant mettre ça sur mon CV !
By Groala - 23/12/2015 16:32 - Satellite Provider
By linlin - 27/12/2015 05:11 - Chine - Shanghai
Bonsoir à tous ! Quelle joie d'avoir ma VDM publiée ! Paraît-il qu'on est surhumain quand on réussit cet exploit ? Je l'avais juste écrite en coup de vent en repensant à cette anecdote qui m'avait marquée. En lisant les commentaires à sa publication, j'ai pu constater que le sens de ma VDM échappait à quelques uns. En effet, ma formulation n'est pas très claire, mais que voulez-vous, j'approchais dangereusement de la barre fatidique des 300 caractères :) J'ai donc créé un compte pour vous la raconter plus en détails et ainsi vous ôter le doute. C'est la gamine de CM2 qui a lancé cette horrible phrase à celle de CP. En effet, la grande venait de trébucher et tomber (sans se faire mal, seul son ego a été blessé), et la petite, qui a assisté à la scène, s'est mise à rire et s'est allègrement moquée d'elle, en lui disant d'un air dédaigneux quelque chose comme : "T'es ridicule ma pauvre !" C'est là que la grande, sûrement déjà humiliée par sa chute, lui a hurlé dessus. Evidemment, la petite a pleuré de tout son soûl et a aussitôt été prise en charge. D'autres enfants ont également pu entendre ce vilain propos et ont dû être consolés aussi. Quant à la grande, elle a fini chez le directeur et nous avons convoqué ses parents. Voilà le fin mot de l'histoire :) Bonne soirée à tous, Véronique.