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By prout - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Le Canon
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By prout - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Le Canon
By cats win - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Balma
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
By Jigsaw76 - 31/10/2013 09:50
By Âne nonyne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Allennes-les-marais
By ocbls - 15/11/2013 20:15 - France - Montereau
By Fumble - 06/09/2022 18:20 - France - Rennes
By aïemonpied - 07/12/2013 07:44 - France - Charenton-le-pont
By carlota54 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By Miaaaaaaouuuuu - 16/12/2013 15:37 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By Chaaaw - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Mons-en-baroeul
By yvdmy - 29/12/2013 23:30 - France - Aigrefeuille
By SadiqueGurl - 05/01/2014 09:34 - France - Marseille
By NemoIsBack - 03/02/2014 22:35 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM... Je viens de me faire un compte afin de vous répondre, vu que beaucoup de gens se demendent si j'ai un chat. Alors non, je n'ai pas d'autres animaux hormis des poissons... Et j'ai indiqué que c'etait un poisson rouge pour ne pas entrer dans les détails mais il s'agit en réalité d'un mâle guppy qui vis avec ses congénères guppy (tous des mâles, pour éviter la surpopulation). Il y a peu de chances qu'il se soit fait manger car les guppys sont de petits poissons et ils sont plutôt pacifiques. Ils vivaient tous depuis assez longtemps ensemble et je ne les ai même jamais vu se battre !! Surtout que l'un d'eux était mort cet hiver, et qu'ils n'avaient touchés à rien. Par précaution j'ai lavé l'aquarium et de ce coté là, rien du tout ! Idemn pour le philtre, qui possède une grille de protection pour que les Néons (qui sont très petits) ne passent pas non plus ! Le mystère est donc toujours entier et le cadavre d'F.R (c'est le nom du disparu !) est toujours aussi introuvable... Et je ne sais si c'est une bonne chose de se dire que je vais probablement le retrouver a l'odeur... ! ^^
By anonyme - 11/02/2014 21:42 - France - Dunkerque
By la fille douée - 12/02/2014 20:25 - Canada - Qu
By Triplepied - 24/02/2014 21:56 - France - Montreuil
By Vieuxpainsurmonbalcon - 02/03/2014 11:35 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux
By Aulainpe - 02/03/2014 18:48 - France - La Rochelle
By Fennec - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)