Devine !
By zzz - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Muret
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By zzz - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Muret
By grrrrr2 - 12/05/2013 10:54 - France - Septeuil
By elraclo - 17/05/2013 09:15 - France - Paris
By Lustucru - 22/05/2013 17:40 - France - V
By Max - 30/05/2013 22:27 - France - Paris
By Agme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Fillecaniche - 02/06/2013 23:52 - France
(C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM qui a d'ailleurs été validée bien plus vite que je le pensais !) Voici des réponses/éclaircissements : Mon chien n'a rien, l'homme ne l'a pas lancé fort donc mon caniche s'est réceptionné sans peine. Il est juste un peu plus peureux que d'habitude, mais rien de dramatique. La raison pour laquelle j'ai demandé au passant de renvoyer le (oui "le" pas "la", oups !) bâton, c'est parce que mon chien n'osait pas l'attraper. Il restait statique aux pieds de l'homme en fixant le bout de bois, attendant très visiblement qu'on lui lance. Donc l'homme a pris mon chien et l'a lancé dans ma direction mais ne lui a pas donné de coup de pied ( je crois que c'est ce que vous aviez compris pour la plupart ? ). Et pour ceux qui se le demandent : Bien sur que j'ai engueulé monsieur, qui s'est excusé (mais est parti en riant). J'ai d'ailleurs donné son "signalement" à mes parents au cas où. Pour finir : Les caniches sont des vrais chiens >_< Ils ont autant d'affection à donner, mais sans les allergies et les poils partout dans la maison !
By Anonyme - 03/06/2013 18:58 - France - Gif-sur-yvette
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Supercat - 19/06/2013 05:48 - France - Biot
By killergoat72 - 21/06/2013 19:53 - France - Beaufort-en-vall
By freddy - 25/06/2013 22:33 - France - Mont-de-marsan
By Anonyme - 27/06/2013 16:11 - France - Garrigues
By fabiola - 18/04/2013 08:11 - Suisse - Bern
By Mk2 - 08/09/2013 04:48 - France - Porto-vecchio
By Marouchka - 15/09/2013 09:47 - France - Chapelle-vallon
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Grenoble
By leadbelly - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Reise_Bach - 29/09/2013 23:39 - France - Cognac
By Pau - 11/10/2013 16:26 - France - Toulouse
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Surprise de la voir publiée je vous remercie pour la validation et vos commentaires! En effet j'ai un super chien... adopté après l'avoir trouvé abandonné, je ne regrette pas une seconde! Et comme vous l'avez deviné, j'ai été obligée de craquer et de partager un morceau de mon dejeuner... Il n'a pas fini de me surprendre. Pour ce qui est du physique c'est DOUG du film "Là Haut" , l'obésité en moins ^^.