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By carrick16 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By Lanthane - 27/03/2012 10:26 - France - Sarlat-la-can
Bonjour, VDM publiée *o* Je suis la personne ayant posté cette VDM, je suis la copine en question (*o* oh oui incendiez moi !), mon ex petit copain a voulu que je fasse de cette histoire une VDM ^^ Je vais détailler à peu près ce qu'il s'est passé exactement. Déjà non, ce n'est pas une invention. Je l'avais appelé en urgence pour me venger d'une chose similaire qu'il m'avait faite quand j'étais serveuse (cette VDM remonte à quelques années déjà), il m'avait appelé en "urgence" pour "une envie pressante de faire l'amour", sachant qu'il ne l'avait pas précisé par l'appel téléphonique prétextant que c'était trop long de me l'expliquer au téléphone! J'ai donc déboulé comme une sauvage pensant qu'il était limite en train de mourir. J'ai voulu me venger ! Mais sachez qu'il était en très bon rapport avec son patron, qu'il ne la même pas viré, et en à même rigolé nous racontant que sa femme lui avait le même coup (on est pas maligne nous hein); Il est informaticien, il est libre dans son travail aussi. Bref pour faire ma "blague" foireuse, j'ai évalué les risques : risque 0. Pour le fin mot de l'histoire, il a déboulé, j'ai sorti donc le "Je voulais un poutou !!", il a été choqué, m'a dit la phrase "J'hésite, je te tue ?", à finit par sourire, m'a embrassé et est reparti au travail. Pour ceux qui disent que je n'ai aucun sens du travail : A part serveuse et ce n'est pas vraiment le métier de mes rêves, je n'ai rien pu faire d'autre puisque sans diplômes. J'ai 22 ans, et aujourd'hui je suis "auto entreprenante" dans l'informatique système et réseau. Je révise donc à fond pour passer un diplôme, et ce n'est pas tâche facile. Le chômage et autre aide, je ne connais pas, c'est vrai je ne suis inscrite à aucune aide financière. Mais je me débrouille très bien et aujourd'hui, ayant un nouveau petit copain, lui aussi informaticien (admin système et réseau) j'ai tout les moyens pour réussir. Et lui, si je lui fais le coup du poutou pressant, je crois que la baffe que je me prendrai serait aussi monumentale que ma connerie :D (pour la baffe j'exagère) Voilà voilà...