Autosabotage
By M. Hiboux - 28/08/2015 22:44 - France - Nantes
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You are now a certified FML member
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je vous rassure je suis pas entrée réellement en dépression, tout va bien! C'est juste que sur le coup, ça m'a fait rire qu'une enfant pense qu'à 22 ans, si t'es célibataire tu as loupé ta vie. Mais non, je vais persévérer et je finirai bien par trouvé "le prince charmant"! Et cette petite n'a pas de problèmes comme j'ai pu le lire, elle dit juste ce qu'elle pense sans forcément réfléchir. Elle se pose des questions comme "comment on fait un enfant?" ce qui était plus délicat à répondre, vu que j'ai jamais réfléchi à comment l'expliquer à un enfant. En tout cas, merci pour votre soutien dans mon célibat, et pour vos commentaires, j'ai bien ri. Bonne journée!