By SgK - 25/01/2017 13:18
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
By SgK - 25/01/2017 13:18
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By B_and_W - 21/03/2011 15:49 - France
Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D
By Julyianne - 15/04/2012 17:50 - France - Rochefort-du-gard
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By Lilmorguie - 13/02/2013 18:43 - France - Paris
By Pseudo - 22/07/2013 09:59 - France - Heiltz-le-hutier
By Erminegottaux - 04/09/2013 08:55 - France - Wasselonne
By Marouchka - 15/09/2013 09:47 - France - Chapelle-vallon
By cats win - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Balma
By Ghost_in_the_cat - 26/10/2013 18:31 - France - Montpellier
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)
By lolipop - 31/10/2013 13:37 - France - Reims
By chipops - 31/10/2013 15:02 - France - Le Castellet
By tihu - 11/11/2013 10:58 - Suisse - Martigny
Ah si si, j'ai de l'humour, j'étais plié en deux quand elle m'a répondu ça. Et en effet, j'ai trouvé ça adorable. Mais c'est tout de même le genre de moment où on se sent un peu seul pendant une seconde et où on se dit "ouais .... nan mais OK, normal ...". Effectivement ça n'a rien d'un drame, mais j'ai eu envie de le partager tout de même.