By Marly22 - 17/02/2010 17:48
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By Marly22 - 17/02/2010 17:48
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By Gwenangels - 15/05/2010 00:43
D'abord, merci à Julien, certains sont vraiment lourds... :/ Alors j'étais sur le toit parce je devais décaler légèrement la parabole familiale. Vous me direz, il y a des gens pour ça. J'ai voulu faire le bricolo pour une fois " je m'occupe de tout ", résultat j'ai bien évidemment perdu l'équilibre et je suis tombé. Seulement par chance (pour une fois que j'en ai lol), je suis tombé dans un arbre plein de branches et de feuilles, qui, au lieu de me faire plus mal, m'a ralenti et au final je suis tombé sur le matelas gonflable de la piscine qu'on venait de sortir de la cave pour le nettoyer. Oui je sais ça parait dingue mais c'est arrivé ! Ensuite à cause de ma maladie et de mes douleurs je suis allé directement à l'hôpital en urgences où j'ai subi divers examens, stupéfaits les médecins m'ont annoncé que tout allait bien et que je pouvais sortir après avoir signé les papiers de sortie. Seulement en prenant un peu fortement une feuille légèrement cartonnée de mes mains, l'infirmière m'a fait me couper le doigt, une entaille très profonde. Et du coup saignement assez fort pour une coupure pareille mais surtout qui ne s'arrêtait pas. Ayant perdu trop de sang, j'ai du être transfusé. Mais c'est quand même dingue de devoir se justifier autant, et je précise que rien ne m'y oblige tout de même !
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La vérité c'est que, oui, je les aime, ils m'aiment et me respectent. Faut juste se souvenir qu'au taboo y'a un sablier et qu'en enchainant rapidement, tu rassembles pas tes idée tout le temps de façon efficace et pragmatique. Les associations d'idées se font comme ça vient ! J'étais speed, ils étaient speed et c'est sorti comme ça. Ni franchise, ni hypocrisie, c'est un jeu qui fait déraper ! Et c'est ce qui est drôle. Quant au "je ne suis pas une fille facile", on en pense ce qu'on en pense mais je trouve très drôle de répondre serieusement à un "passes moi le sel" par un "désolée, c'est pas mon genre, je ne suis pas une fille facile" ! Mais pour les mauvaises langues, je suis effectivement grosse mais belle et sympathique (oui oui c'est compatible) et ma vie amoureuse se porte comme un charme !