Marchand d'excuses
By JohnDoe - 29/12/2009 14:48
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
By JohnDoe - 29/12/2009 14:48
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By nothingelsematter - 23/02/2010 22:44
By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By guenseros - 01/04/2010 19:31
By lbr856 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By brioche13 - 10/08/2010 21:32 - France
By Anonyme - 29/09/2010 21:38 - France
By gald - 23/10/2015 20:54 - France
aha ne vous moquez pas trop de moi. j'ai bel et bien acheté ma barre Chez décathlon avec fixation ventouse mais sur mon mur ça glissait, donc je me suis dis que j'allais fixer les 2 vis.. et mon mur est une plaque de placo, un espace et encore du placo. le trou fait la taille d'une grosse cheville pour vis. de quoi mettre un œil ^^! mais bon c'est déjà rebouché, et je vous assure que le voisin n'a pas ri ! vdm a moi..
By Anonyme - 22/11/2010 15:43 - France
By Anonyme - 24/11/2010 20:56 - France
By patrak - 09/01/2011 14:50 - France
By apple_candy34 - 27/01/2011 18:51 - France
By Fraises_TaGaDa - 22/02/2011 20:08 - France
Bon, j'avoue, l'assiette était peut être pas l'outil idéal, surtout quand on a 2 mains gauches comme moi, mais j'ai pris la première chose qui me tombait sous la main. Mais bon, ça s'est bien fini. je me suis rabattue sur un plat au micro ondes, et mon voisin était bien assuré.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By BouitBouit - 10/07/2011 22:52 - France
Mouahaha, que de commentaires pour ma VDM =P Plus sérieusement et pour répondre à tous, je ne suis pas si nulle que ça en maths (enfin j'ai la moyenne quoi ^^) mais mon professeur en demande plus... Et si sur le moment ça m'a surprise, je n'ai pas été vexée, et j'ai juste posté cette VDM pour vous faire part du géniallissime humour de mon prof ;) Et pour finir, j'aime bien mon prénom, alors allez vous faire voir :P Si je l'avais choisi, je ne me serais certainement pas appellée comme ça, mais sincérement je connais pleins de personnes avec des prénoms bien pire ! Et mon entourage, contrairement à vous, ne me fait pas plein de blagues toutes plus nulles les unes que les autres sur mon prénom =P Sur ce, je vous salue ;)