Le Zbeul
By vegas-81 - 20/01/2014 15:21 - France
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By vegas-81 - 20/01/2014 15:21 - France
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LOL on imagine bien le voleur en train de menacer le livreur: "C'est quoi la recette, tu vas parler?!!!" "Oui, oui, alors 200 g de farine, 4 tomates, des olives, 150 g de parmesan..."
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By elisa....arf - 11/09/2008 09:52
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je souhaitais juste préciser 1 ou 2 choses. Déjà pour ceux qui pensent que je ne fais pas confiance à mon ami, le "fais attention" que je lui ai dis est simplement une sorte de réflexe, qu'il a aussi. Ensuite pour le bruit, une fois dans ma course j'ai bien compris que ce n'était pas le bébé, mais trop tard, j'étais lancé. Avec mon ami nous nous faisons souvent de vilaines farces même si celle ci m'a coûté 2 dents, cela dit j'ai de la chance dans mon malheur, le papa est dentiste. Et bien sûr j'ai eu ma vengeance depuis.