By anonyme - 05/02/2012 10:28 - France
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By anonyme - 05/02/2012 10:28 - France
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By debenz - 23/01/2013 18:59 - France - Marseille
Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!
By Anonyme - 25/01/2013 17:41 - France - Nort-sur-erdre
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By Celinita - 07/02/2013 01:06 - Australie - Blacktown
En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !
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By Cocastique - 17/02/2013 03:25 - France - H
Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM :) Donc après ce long silence, je m'excuse et dit que oui, je suis sexuelement actif mais bon le médecin n'était heureusement pas homophobe et il a esquissé un petit sourire :)
By bruxellois - 23/02/2013 13:09 - Belgique - Brussels
By Brigitte.B - 25/02/2013 19:55 - France - Villeneuve-loubet
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)