Dorian88

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About Dorian88

Si ma France est couchée, c'est qu'elle se prépare à te faucher en une balle, l'oeil à la mire couplée.
S' amusant à t'regarder gaspiller des rafales, que seuls les tiens vont toucher.

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Dorian88's FML badges

Top 500 January-February-March 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Top 500 April-May-June 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Top 500 October-November-December 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 500 July-August-September 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 500 April-May-June 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 500 January-February-March 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Dorian88's favorite FMLs

indalaaa tells us more.

indalaaa 0

pour information, mes plantes ne sont pas tombées dans la rue mais dans une cour interieure où normalement personne n'a acces, et la gamine bruyante non plus d'ailleurs, elle squatte. bien sûr que que ça m'aurait ennuyé de la blesser, faut pas tout prendre au pied de la lettre, c'est une façon humouristique de lier deux VDM! bonne nouvelle cependant (en dehors de la survie de la gamine!) mes plantes ont suivi un entrainement de survie (en secret) et après s'etre remises de leurs emotions, elles pètent la forme ou presque.

symphonie tells us more.

symphonie 26

Je suis hyper distraite... je pourrais ouvrir un blog rien qu'à moi : p Il m'est déjà arrivé de vouloir entrer dans une voiture qui n'était pas la mienne... Là, la voiture était de même couleur, et quand on s'est arrêtées avec mon amie, on était les seules en double file... Franchement, je me suis trouvée bien conne, mega fard, et j'ai bredouillé un "gui désolée", et je me suis vite échappée... On est arrivées en retard au RDV parce que mon cops a été incapable de conduire tellement elle était bidonnée dans la voiture parce qu'elle m'a vu faire... et que je valais pas mieux... ^^

Belle_27 tells us more.

Belle_27 0

MDR devant tous ces commentaires :-) Juste pour la petite histoire, c'est arrivé quand j'avais 15 ans... Et NON, ça ne m'était jamais arrivé avant et depuis, je garde mon majeur bien sagement dans ma poche :-) PS Et euh... Effectivement, ce pauvre gosse ne me faisait pas une grimace, c'était euh... son visage "normal" (tous les autres enfants faisaient en fait +- la même tête, sauf qu'eux ne me fixaient pas, voilà pourquoi je ne l'ai pas remarqué tout de suite...). Et sachez que je n'ai absolument rien contre les enfants handicapés, donc svp, ne soyez pas offensés :-)