By evemarie123 - 25/07/2015 17:09 - France - Lyon
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By Gloups - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By JulietteM - 28/07/2015 11:30 - France - Palaiseau
By asthme - 30/07/2015 20:28 - France - Saint Etienne
Petit con
By Laulo - 31/07/2015 10:00 - France - Retonfey
Noble et courageux
By Curtaina - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Coucou !
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By Maxtimer - 25/01/2013 20:32 - France - Bo
Ghostbusters
By ororus - 28/01/2013 16:38 - France - Auxerre
ororus tells us more.
J'ai un peu rodé l'histoire pour la VDM, à vrai dire il m'a appelé pour que je le rejoigne dans l'entrée du bâtiment, ce que j'ai fait, et c'est là qu'il m'a annoncé qu'il n'avait pas trouvé ma porte et qu'il était allé voir à la cave (au cas où, sait-on jamais !). Ce à quoi il a ajouté avec une toute petite voix qu'il était vite reparti parce qu'il faisait tout noir et qu'il avait peur des fantômes. J'ai payé ma pizza avec un sacré fou rire, mais ça valait le coup d'attendre ^^
By valkiripas - 01/02/2013 15:18 - France - Isle
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Bonjour, En fait cette VDM, véridique m'est arrivée il y a 6 ans, depuis ma belle fille a rangé ses armes et nous nous entendons plutôt bien mais durant les deux premières années de vie commune avec celui qui est depuis devenu mon mari, j'ai eu l'impression à chaque week end "enfants" d'avoir une cible dans le dos. C'est normal, c'était la première fois que leur papa (qui a 2 enfants) tombait amoureux d'une autre femme que leur maman...
By Bettie - 08/02/2013 09:43 - Belgique - Manage
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On parle de mur, pas de plafond. Et j'étais couchée sur le côté, d'où le poing dans le mur. (Je suis l'auteur de la VDM)
By Jeux t'm - 08/02/2013 17:42 - France - Hayange
By papaheureux - 27/02/2013 09:18 - France - Saint Denis
By DarkFatalis - 01/03/2013 22:18 - France - Nice
C'est MON lit
By Anonyme - 03/03/2013 14:38 - France - Arcangues
By anonyme007 - 05/03/2013 15:32 - Liban - Beirut
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM !! En fait, mon chéri ne danse jamais, il a vraiment horreur de ca ! Si un jour il se lance dans sa demande, on sera obligé de prendre des cours de danse. Par contre, dans un mariage, il n'y a pas que l'ouverture de bal où l'on danse, pendant toute la soirée aussi, et la, cela pose un gros problème aussi pour lui ! En fait, il aimerai se marier a Las Vegas sans personne mais il est vrai que je préfère un mariage traditionnel :) En fait, il se prépare psychologiquement ^^