By damned - 13/01/2012 19:39 - Reserved
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Alors déjà, par "cadeau romantique" j'entendais pas des cadeaux pour nous deux, mais des cadeaux pensés avec amour. En fait, je suis une vraie tête en l'air, alors dès que je pense à une idée de cadeau, je la note, comme ça au moment des fêtes je n'ai que l’embarras du choix. Généralement, je note dès que mon chéri me donne un petit indice me faisant comprendre qu'il aimerait bien tel ou tel truc. Ma liste est donc déjà composée de cadeaux qui lui feraient plaisir, à lui et rien qu'à lui ! ;) La VDM réside dans le fait qu'il ait trouvé le dossier intitulé "dossier caché secret que mon amoureux ne doit surtout pas ouvrir", qu'il l'ait quand même ouvert ! En fait, j'ai un peu enjolivé l'histoire, parce qu'il n'a pas supprimé la liste, il a juste ajouté la PS3^^ Je savais dejà qu'il la voulait d'ailleurs, mais elle n'est pas exactement dans mes moyens pour l'instant. Globalement, je prend plutôt bien la situation, ce qui m'embête, c'est que maintenant, les cadeaux que je lui ferai ne seront plus une surprise !^^