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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM, merci de m'avoir publiée !! :-) Pour ceux qui râlent à cause de cette anecdote (si si, il y en a quelques uns!), je vous rassure, ça a été dit avec beaucoup d'humour: la directrice de la crèche est une francophile adorable qui plaisante souvent des clichés sur les Français et elle en rajoute à chaque fois qu'elle me voit pour rigoler. Et je vous rassure, on fait pareil avec les clichés sur les Américains! Les puéricultrices qui rient avec nous ont sorti cette phrase un jour où ma puce était franchement pénible (non, je n'ai pas pondu la 8ème merveille du monde, il lui arrive aussi d'être super ch*****!) car deux dents sortaient en même temps. Et puis elle a le droit d'être un peu grognon une fois de temps en temps, ça nous arrive à tous! En revanche, en terme de clichés idiots, voici le pire qu'on ait sorti à mon mari: déjeuner avec ses collègues américains, que des hommes, et l'un d'eux ose LA question... "Dis-nous, Xavier, tu as combien de maîtresses en ce moment?" Mon mari le regarde, effaré, et répond: "Ben, aucune, évidemment." Et tous ses collègues qui s'arrêtent de manger, incrédules et presque déçus: "Mais... Tu es Français! Comme DSK!" Comme quoi, on vit tous avec des préjugés plus ou moins bêtes et plus ou moins fondés! Mais c'est dur de vivre dans un pays où il y en a autant et d'avoir à se justifier en permanence... Pour ceux qui pensent que je me la pète en disant que je vis aux États-Unis, c'est bien la preuve qu'ils n'y ont eux-mêmes jamais vécu et qu'ils voient ça (oh le cliché!) comme une sorte d'Eldorado ! Je rêve de rentrer en France, de manger de la baguette, de boire du bon vin, d'écouter Edith Piaf et de porter à nouveau mon béret!!! (Et j'écris ça en écoutant la Marseillaise, une main sur le coeur...) Bref, merci de m'avoir soutenue en râlant dans les commentaires, le mauvais esprit et l'humour français me manquent terriblement... :-)