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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bagnolet
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Hey! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (je suis très étonnée de la voir acceptée d'ailleurs mais c'est une bonne surprise ^_^). Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rigolé! Pour ceux qui veulent des précisions, je suis amicalement surnommée ainsi car je passe réellement inaperçu (je ne fais peu/pas de bruit, je suis très très timide, je me déplace très vite en silence...) et qui plus est j'ai un goût prononcé pour les habits noirs donc ce petit sobriquet était tout trouvé! Quant à ma mère je pensais qu'elle allait tout de suite comprendre vu qu'elle s'était intéressée au Japon au point d'apprendre le japonais! Mais elle m'a avoué avoir eu cette confusion quand un de mes petits cousins lui avait demandé, lors d'une visite dans un aquarium, s'il y avait des tortues ninja dans un des magasins de l'aquarium avec les figurines d'autres petits animaux, donc et elle était partie du principe qu'une tortue Ninja était une cousine aux tortues Luth et aux tortues de mer ^_^ Heureusement j'ai pu combler cette petite lacune! Allez pour fêter ça, rien ne vaut une bonne pizza! ;)