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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Hugo - 29/06/2011 05:42 - France
By Anonyme - 03/07/2011 20:10 - France
By HugoB - 06/07/2011 23:44 - France
By Miss Daft - 17/07/2011 22:51 - France
By Talis - 19/07/2011 15:42 - France
By Beetlejuice - 21/07/2011 15:05 - France
By zerom - 22/07/2011 11:57 - Reserved
J'imagine que la majorité des TLBM viennent du montant du pari :) - J'étais sûr de mon coup, donc, au lieu de parier 5€, j'ai cru pouvoir me faire un joli paquet. - En gros, mon frère ou moi, ça reste dans la famille, ça reste l'argent que les parents veulent bien nous donner. - Le débat est toujours en cours, je persiste, OUI ce sont des "véhicules" mais ce n'est pas une couleur CHOISIE. - C'est mon frère. Il me fera une reconnaissance de dette. Et je suivrai l'exemple de la Grèce.
By Anonyme - 22/07/2011 17:38 - France
By prafice - 03/09/2011 03:20 - France
La maison de mes voisins est à 20 mètres de la mienne, j'espère que tout se passera bien !!
By karibou972 - 07/09/2011 04:19 - Canada
By Charlotte3710 - 13/09/2011 21:09 - France
By doubleclaque - 21/09/2011 15:10 - Royaume-Uni
By Christine - 26/09/2011 17:01 - France
By Anonyme - 02/10/2011 22:12 - Reserved
By Meerry - 04/10/2011 01:01 - Canada
Au début je croyais qu'il me faisait une blague.. Mais quand j'ai su après 5 minutes que s'en était pas une.. Je l'ai giflé :) Que voulez-vous que je fasse d'autre?!
By Clemeeent - 07/10/2011 19:09 - France
By Aetos - 26/10/2011 19:34
By Lala_Winky - 27/10/2011 13:44 - France
Mon patron n'avait pas d'humour...
By PasDeChance - 08/11/2011 17:06 - France
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*